Terrible's Funhouse

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• SCRUBS (free)

  • blurred feet pics
  • hazing
  • snippets of content and random shit
  • you should probably subscribe
  • why haven't you subscribed?
  • just kidding ill put free things in here like photos and tweets, fast stuff
  • might do a free live stream once in a while too :)
  • but you should probably subscibe
  Free

• Kisses ($5+/month

  With the Kisses subscription plan, you’ll have everything scrubs have plus you’ll be able to access messages. This means you can enter into our group messages, and it also means you have a direct and private line to me anytime you want with a DM feature. You’ll get a special kiss badge so everyone knows you’re cool as fuck. You’ll also be invited to sub-only livestreams (this will not grant access to group zoom calls i.e. creative sessions/ talent shows/ rap battles/freestyles/ show and tell or brainstorm and development video calls as this is reserved for Chocolatiers)

  
  

  You will also have good karma forever and your family will forgive you for whatever they are upset with you about

  Kisses

• Chocolatiers ($10+/mo)

  As a Chocolatier you get the full run of the house. This is the premium John experience. not only will you be a badass for directly supporting an artist instead of a major platform but you’ll also have access to

  •message boards

  • Direct messaging

  • rough demos
  • op-ed's & other writings
  • bts tour footage
  • early access to solo show tickets
  • early Terrible Haus drops and discounts
  • my visual art
  • live streams
  • personalized videos (extra fee)
  • the upcoming podcast
  • all premium folders unlocked
  • access to the new merch store

  
  

  In addition we are now rolling out a new feature which is very fucking cool. We will be having group video calls where we can hang out and have smoke sesh’s and vibe, brainstorm ideas for this space together, create a segment where we take turns talking about something important in our lives or showing eachother something creative like a song you’re working on or sharing a poem etc. The group hangs can fit up to 100 people at a time right now and this is gonna be a very powerful space where everyone can choose to express themselves or just relax as friends, the candy shop if you will.

  
  

  plus you’ll have great luck for the rest of your life and you’ll have healthy hair and lose that stubborn belly fat

  Pay What You Want

• Annual Chocolatiers

  The Premium Chocolate Experience paid up for a whole year at a time, saving you whatever the fuck percent of money 100$ from 120$ is. I think it’s like 17%? or two months free each year however you wanna look at it. If you know you’re gonna rock with me for at least a year this is the plan for you.

  King Size Bar 17% off